$20 for 12-Hour Remote Control Real Helicopter Ride, Controlled by Unqualified Person of Your Choice, $1000 Value!
Highlights
Enjoy/Survive a 12 hour helicopter ride, controlled by the UNQUALIFIED PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE!
Choose between the creepy guy who lives a few streets over who's always carrying an umbrella for no reason, and the postal worker who's tired of your dog's attacks, sleep deprived college students AND MANY MORE!
Earn some pretty impressive bragging rights when you go for 12 hours without food and water!
Buy Details
Includes a 12 hour Remote Control Real Helicopter Ride with your choice of control by sleep deprived college students, drunk college students, drunk and sleep deprived college students, angry babies, drunk babies, drunk and angry babies, the creepy guy who lives a few streets over who's always carrying an umbrella for no reason, and the postal worker who's tired of your dog's attacks.
Choose the unqualified person of your choice at check-out.
Includes first-aid kit and mix of polka, experimental noise music and free jazz. Also includes vomit bag!
Food and water not provided. You're on your own, sucker.
Expiry Date: No Expiry
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There's nothing like a near-death experience to make you truly appreciate life, and nothing like the sound of experimental noise music to make you wish you were dead. Gain some perspective into how truly beautiful your life is (and why you should cease whining immediately) with today's TeamBuy: $20 for a 12 hour Remote Control Real Helicopter Ride, Controlled by the Unqualified Person of Your Choice (includes a mix CD of polka, experimental noise music and free jazz), a $1000 value!
On this 12 hour adventure extravaganza, you'll be putting your life in the hands of someone else...literally. Survive the shakes, bumps, poor dexterity and eye-coordination of the unqualified person of your choice. Whether you choose the sleep deprived college student who is trying to make sense of Foucault and macro economics while nursing a grad level hangover, or an angry baby who is liable to have a fit and then pass out while using the remote control, you'll want to brace yourself. In case this weren't nauseating enough, you'll be treated to a mix of polka, free jazz, and experimental noise music. And don't try to mask the pain with food--you ain't getting any. Sound crazy? It is. Crazy enough to work, because after 12 hours, you'll remember why your life is pretty amazing.
Reviews
I nearly pooped myself.
Angry Baby
I nearly saw a baby poop itself.
Sleep Deprived College Student
Outstanding!
John Zorn
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